My Personal X Genner Manifesto:
I hate me, but I have to deal with myself. Full grown man, mind of a minor. Always an irresponsible cunt, leaving everything on the hands of people that don't give a fuck.
I'm useless, I can't extract my own appendix like that Russian doctor in the North Pole.
I can't come clean out of respect to others and it kills me. They are the one that should be dying, not me.
DARN IT. Not me.
I hate me, but I also have some good stuff.
And that's why I hate me, because I don't know if I'm gold or crap. A shore for the castaway or an anchor tied to the neck on high sea. A sunny day on a convertible or bird shit on your eye as you drive. A mouthwash fairy or a cavity inducing-tooth decaying daemon. A coin to spend on vice, or poverty-forced righteousness. I hate and love myself but that makes me love and hate me more. And I hate that.
Being a mix.
But, balance, they say. when I can't even balance my breakfast. Or my emotional life for that matter. Patience, they say. But I can't even wait for my bread to come out of the toaster, or my next paycheck, or unbutton a bra. Hard work, they say. Fuck that. Fuck that. Fuck it a lifetime for that is what I gave to that Lie.
So, thank you baby boomers. Hope you enjoyed your big fat Elvis McDonald's burgers while fucking on a convertible Chevy '57 in a drive- in cinema, because we are still paying for that.
And for all that, maybe is time for me to act like an adult and neatly place all that american dream talk on a wheelbarrow and dumpit on the toilet of any abandoned mall. Of any abandoned house on Detroit. Over the dead body of anyone that could not afford to pay health bills. And leave it there, unflushed for no one to see or complain. Oh, Hank. You were right all that time. Oh, Hank. How did you know?
Oh Hank can I have a beer with you? Did you hated yourself as I do? Are we so intelligent for this, are we so comically stupid? Can I have that girl on the photo? She looks cute.
Spent flashcubes, undeveloped 110 film, empty wine and beer bottles, a stench of sex on the tablecloth, stains on yellow tooth for smoking, Oh Hank, can I have a smoke? Can I vomit on your rug?. And swear as I vomit. Because I love swearing. Oh I love to swear. But I contain myself. And for that, I hate myself. But at least I'm not alone on it.
Some people hate me too, and that is some comfort.
No, wait.
Fuck them, they don't have the right. They don't know me as I do. If they do, they will hate me right. But no one do me right. But I don't mind now. Because I have myself to hate me right. I still vomit, you are drunk and laughing. I love you, Hank. How did you know?
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So in all the light, And for all of this, I will continue with my rancid composure. Until you, world, turn your back. Then I'm going to fuck you too, and make to millenials what Bommers made to me.
Boomers. They shall all Boomed with the Big Boy and Fat Man of their parents. And as for me, I should drown on my internet.
But nonetheless. until then, there is nothing left for me to do but hate me and live the rest of my life with myself.
At least our conversations are smart, energetic and very engaging.
